Whipremac

Furback sminglwhack goes the froobegair

Mingle mangle bingleback in the mid-night air

Whoop rep boo pap snap clip clop rip flare

What’s become of Whipremac was he ever even there?  

Relaxing McTaaffe

You need a break to feel better

Said Doctor O’Setter

And wrote old Loober McTaaffe a long letter

So off went McTaaffe

And informed his staff

That he was taking a break

To live by the lake

Packing up his bag

And popping in his dentures

Off set old Loober on his adventures

Now he had a specific purpose in mind

What was it that Loober was attempting to find?

Opening his bag he took out a list

To experience the things that may not exist

Hopping in through a painting and past a windless mill

He reached the foot of a completely flat hill

Stepping forward was the only way he could stop

Then jumped into the stream to reach the top

Standing and kneeling on top of a ceiling

Gave old Loober a positive feeling

All his bad thoughts turned into goods

So he sat back and massaged the neck of the woods

He was now surrounded by some vintage crafts

 And from an old box came the song of giraffes

 

‘We don’t really talk

We don’t do the squats

We’re more into showing off all of our spots

We don’t really sing

Or play any tin-whistles

We’re the eaters of leaves even nettles and thistles.

Canada’s weather is far too cold

Especially that of Quebec’s

On long hot days

We prefer the suns rays

On our lovely long giraffe necks’.

 

The song of giraffes

A new favourite of McTaaffe’s

He then opened a barrel that was filled up with laughs.

If you would like to relax

And need some assistance

Just look for some things that may not be in existence.

The Cow

A country stroll

A cats meow

Inside the gate

A spinning cow

 

A romantic setting

A couples vow

And in between

A spinning cow

 

A fantastic goal

My team is winning

I watch the replay

A cow is spinning

 

It’s late at night

The daylight dims

I close my eyes

The cow still spins.

The Silliest

Hornaby Stove is a very silly man

But not near as silly as Tom Pelican.

Harry Mamook is quite silly too

But not when compared to Billy Baboo.

When talking of silly it would be remiss

 If we did not mention Angela Friss.

She wears purple gloves filled with feathers and gnomes

And brushes her hair with seventeen combs.

But sillier still is Gerry McSpice

Who goes fishing when the lakes are covered with ice.

He cycles his car and walks on the wall

He works upside down and is both tall and small.

His skin is very pale but also quite tanned

When he goes to the beach he swims on the sand.

I've searched high and low, in fact I've searched twice

But there's no one as silly as Gerry McSpice.