Glossy Knee

Glossy knee,

Glossy knee

Some from you

The rest is me.

We run around

And chase a bee

It’s so much fun

To share a knee.

Throughout the day

It shines so bright

From a quarter to nine

‘Till a quarter past night.

We dust it off

For a beautiful sheen

It has its own show

On the TV screen.

We’ve won many awards

In fact thirty three

It’s the joint we love most

Our superb glossy knee.

Loose Brazil

Rickety bridges and falling grasses

Jiggly horses and wobbly asses

Shivering jungles and a shaky hill

Welcome dear friends to loose Brazil

Vibrating monkeys and nattering toads

Bizzing and buzzing on all sorts of roads

Fizzing bird-watchers create satisfying shrills

Causing trembling feathers to make tickly quills

 It’s a wibbly, wobbly, wonderful thrill

Joggling and jiggling in loose Brazil.